You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.
“what are you counting”
“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”
“i’m no longer serving you”
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Manscaped just pinned me down sheared my nuts and released me back into my enclosure like a barnyard sheep
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grox:
Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves
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The volume covers of Spy x Family, featuring its characters and the modernist chairs they’re sitting on - Part One
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